Friday, December 30, 2005Homemade
I posted a while ago about a homemade flogger recipe.
Pet got fidgety last night watching me read and decided to try it out. I now have one faux suede flogger with 1/2 inch wide falls. I just played around with it a bit on myself. Even swinging my hardest I couldn't feel much of a sting, just a thuddy sensation. Pet has already handled stronger sensations from the fly swatter (left a welt yesterday that remained until sometime today). I don't think it is a toy to do much damage with, but it is soft and sensual as well as a good hitting toy.
When we win the lottery, our toy box will be full. Until then, we focus on affordable pervertables!
Thursday, December 29, 2005Smooth Sailing
Last night I got up the balls to shave my nethers using the advice given from my previous post. I soaked in a bathtub for a while first, then grabbed the scissors and started hacking away. When I had removed the big stuff, I pulled out the cream and rubbed it on, getting myself hard in the process, go figure. It helped stretch the dick skin tight and it felt good so I'm not complaining.
I pulled out my razor and shaved my dick, the underside is particularly hairy in comparison to the barren top. I think it's just due to the ball sack transition into the penis that I get hair there at all. So after keeping myself from masturbating, I started in on the skin between my legs and the pouch of fatty tissue above my penis, where most of my pubic hair grows. I decided to trim that back a bit. I picked an arbitrary line in the hair and shaved myself smooth up to it. It's perfectly horonzontal to the ground, which is a little weird, but hey, I'm all about experimenting and you gotta start somewhere.
So I continued on shaving my balls and down into the area between my balls and asshole, and then my asshole. Once everything was as smooth as I could get it, I washed it all off and then put some rubbing alcohol all over everything shaved. Since it had already been washed, nothing really burned, but all the same I went back into the water to make sure it didn't get in anywhere it shouldn't be.
The reason I left some hair there was to avoid the pre-teen look that Her isn't into, but to also give Her a nicer place to touch should she go down there. This should also curb the flossing jokes a bit! Anyway, I have to agree, I have a lot of hair there that really just gets in the way.
So now I'm smooth and it feels good. She really enjoyed my penis last night, playing with it as we made love. Last night was actually the first time we've had sex in a while and it was really hot. I'm a bit tired so I'll summarize it up into ass fucking me and spanking me and worshipping Her and there was some ass licking and some good behavior on my part that she was half-pleased with and half-hoping I would cum too early. Yeah, that was hot.
Monday, December 26, 2005Settling Down
Things have settled down around here, which means we had enough time to lay down together and enjoy ourselves.
Pet got his top on and decided to secure my hands and feet with ties and webbing before commencing with the pussy worship I have been desiring. The result was a very satisfied Lady.
On that note, pet and I have come to the decision he will call me Lady rather than Mistress, at least on a regular basis. I find them equally pleasant, and he is more comfortable with the former. Now the question is...Lady what?
I'm reading a book called Kushiel's Dart which is quite involved but centers around a woman who is a born masochist (that's the short version, of course). I'm enjoying the read, and I can say I am inspired to pull out all our various paddles in the very near future. It's been too long.
As for the non-dirty, we had great holiday celebrations of many kinds, and hope you all did as well. The kids were well spoiled, we were well fed and everyone is in a coma today from all the food and fun. Blessed be to you and yours.
Thursday, December 22, 2005Real World Blues
Midnight feedings (yes, still)+
One frustrated Domme with missing libido
One wayward sub with very healthy libido
Zero alone time to reconnect
Nearly no sex
I'm not really complaining, exactly, because life is beautiful. Just missing one key element. Not just D/s sex but sex in general. Sigh. It's like when I loose it sometimes I have a hard time getting it back. Life is easier when I can just jerk him off and be done with it. He's satisfied and off my back, I'm sleeping soundly, everyone is happy right? Not really.
The extra effort it takes to establish deep intimacy, connection, then dominance is a long time in coming these days, but I'm looking for it. I want pet to know that. I'm looking for it.
I'm dreaming of an island far away from distractions and "have-tos" where I can beat him as soundly as he wants and no one will wake up. Where I can fuck his ass as long as I want and the dildo lubricates itself. Where we can walk on the beach and he can wash my feet in the water. Where he can call me (whatever, we haven't decided yet) and I can call him pet and no one will look askance. Where I can collar him for anyone to see. Where the jacuzzi fits eight comfortably. Where the water is warm, the pina coladas are cold, and all the houseboys wear g-strings. It's "Her" land. Like that other famous land, only for grown ups. Kinky grownups. When I get rich, I'll send you the address.
I love my kids dearly, I love my family and my life. I need a friggin' vacation!! :)
Tuesday, December 20, 2005On Ball Shaving
"Driven to Thrill" - mitsubishi ad or me, take your pick. aaaaaaahahaha. Maybe I'll start every post with a joke. Maybe not.
So I shaved my balls, or rather I trimmed them, but it wasn't all that successful, and now I have itchy balls. I always do for a few days after shaving them. I do like the silky smooth feeling of my ballsack. I try to shave them well but I can't seem to get it all. The ridges like to move around when the razor touches and sucks the hairs in.
I have tried shaving my nether regions before, usually with similarly dismal results. Poor shaves, itchy skin, and don't even get me started on my ass when I shave it. The shaving cream I use for my face makes my penis tickle and burn a little. I use Her cream now because it doesn't have the soothing ingredients my sensitive skin loves.
What's the point? I'll take any advice on shaving my pieces that anyone wants to offer! Thanks in advance!
A guy goes up to the counter in a bank and says "I'd like twenty dollars." The clerk says "Withdrawl?" So the guy says "I'd a like twen-tee dollers."
Jokes aside, last night I made a withdrawl from the BJB (rather, I was given the proceeds of a BJB withdrawl as I really have no control there. My accountant, Her, makes all the transactions.) She told me in the car two days ago that she wanted to give me one. I asked why and she said "well, I just do." I can't argue with that but the opportunity never presented itself so we went without that night.
Yesterday (the next day in this timeline), while I was in the shower, I shaved my balls and the base of my cock. I didn't do a very good job, apparently, because in spite of the cat I removed from my razor, they are still quite hairy and now a bit prickly also, according to Her. We got in bed and cuddled for a while, which was very nice. We have been pretty busy lately, socially and otherwise, so the together time was lovely.
She lay on me, hugging me like our baby hugs his stuffed animals, and I kissed her and she kissed me. Then, after a long, peaceful cuddle, she rose up a bit and moved down to my chest. She kissed my nipples, bit them a little, licked them and blew on them, and while she was doing this she reached down and played with my balls and penis a bit. She flopped it back and forth and swung it around a little (she loves playing with my (okay, Her) penis).
She moved down past my stomach and began to lick my balls, now with 50% less hair than usual. "Balls lite" perhaps. Okay joking really aside, she licked them and sucked on them a bit, and took some of my sack into her mouth. This didn't go on ver long because my balls got sucked up as my penis got hard, rapidly. She squeezed the base of my cock and felt how turgid I had already become, and with that, some precum popped out. I wiped it on my finger and sucked it off for her to watch.
She then launched onto my penis, sucking and licking and doing that indescribable thing she does that feels so good, and is why she's the best BJ this side of the Mississippi. I was wiggling around, my leg was flailing off the side of the bed, and she kept on doing it. I muttered some compliments, "You're the best" and "uhhhh huh huh huh" and "ooooooooooh" and speech just devolved from there.
She came off when my penis started throbbing, and she squeezed it a bit, and it kept on pulsating for a while, then finally delivered a giant load all over my belly. It filled up my belly button and just made a general mess. I love that! I got her a towel to clean her hand off, then I used the rest of the towel trying to soak up everything that was on me.
We cuddled a bit more when I was clean, then we passed out. Like I said, we're busy busy.
Friday, December 16, 2005F/m on Television
I saw the worst show tonight--it's called "Twins". I don't recommend it, we were simply killing time before another show we wanted to see came on.
However, there was this great little segment that went (sort of) like this:
Wife: "Remember what we used to do in this office? We used to play naughty seamstress and...wait, who was I again?"
Husband: "The angry boss!"
I have to admit I was more fond of the show after this exchange.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005Chapters 2 and 3 (final) of "Space Fuck"
The interior of the spaceship was dark, illuminated only with mild neon runner lights. The cold steel and titanium of the floor grill was a bit shocking to Chase as he walked down the corridors and through the airlocks. His Zepheryn captor had elected to cuff and collar him, then hold his chain while she poked and pushed him through the ship’s passages. Every so often she would poke or prod him in the ass or back, and on some occasions, she would parade him by other Zepheryns who would poke at his hard penis or slap his ass, or both.
She led him to a room with what looked like an operating table, the kind with straps and harnesses to immobilize a patient for surgery. The Zepheryn removed his handcuffs and bent him over the table, making sure his bare chest pressed down against the cold steel surface. He squirmed and gasped a bit as he made contact, and he thought he saw her smile a bit in a reflection on the wall. She used some of the straps to secure his hands, and it was clear she had run a few belts of her own through the floor grill where he stood now to secure his feet.
Now that Chase was locked down, the Zepheryn pulled something out of a drawer. Chase couldn’t see what it was, and it was actually two things. One was an audio-decibel meter and the other was a large wooden paddle. She turned on the meter and set it down in front of him, then finally spoke. “This tells me how loud you yell. Right now it’s reading about 40dB. I want to see it hit 100dB for 5 seconds. I programmed it to blink when this is achieved.”
Chase looked at the device and then replied back to the Zepheryn “But how am I to…YEEAAAAH!” The Zepheryn had spanked his ass with the paddle (a bit on the hard side too, Chase thought) and then spoke again angrily saying “You seem to have forgotten the rules of our ship. You speak when I ask you a question or tell you to speak, otherwise you shut your mouth or get marched right out of here. I think we answered what was probably your question already, and now it’s 8 seconds. Any questions, now?” Chase shook his head and she spanked him again. “That was a question!” Chase finished yelping and humbly squeaked out “no.”
The Zepheryn proceeded as could be expected, wailing on his ass with the paddle and the listening to him scream. Sometimes she would offer words of encouragement, and sometimes she would encourage him other ways, like by grabbing a few pubic hairs and pulling while slapping his bare cheeks, or tickling his kneecaps. Chase yelled quite a bit, feigning it at first because the pain had not yet set it, but as his cheeks grew warmer and redder, the yelps became more real.
Finally, he saw the flashing lights of the device at the end of a particularly long “YEOWAHHHOOO!” “Good” she said, “that was 51 strokes, 18 fewer than my last subject. I will now compensate you for your participation in my study.” She pulled down a device from the medical rack above and said “but first, the anal probe.” Chase sighed a bit and the Zepheryn heard it and then continued on to say “Rules are rules, anal probes for all captives. Been that way for hundreds of years.” She emptied a bottle of some lubricating substance all over his ass and backside, squirting some into his asshole too. She traced a few foreign characters with the tip of the probe in the lube on his back, then plunged it in. He yelped again, and she released him of his restraints.
She helped him onto the table and used some of the excess lube to coat his penis. There was a case, open on one side, on the medical rack, filled with a substance that looked a bit like clay. She took the case, opened it, and then slammed it shut on his hard dick, with the open side where his penis extended from his body. It was a pleasant feeling, like being jerked off, and he smiled. “You like being jerked off, do you?” She said, opening the case and handing it to another Zepheryn who had recently walked into the room. “Well perhaps that is what you will get.”
She gripped his dick tightly and then slid her hand up and down it as he lie on the table. He moaned with pleasure and slid around on the now warmer metal surface, unable to stabilize himself because of all the slippery juice on the table. His dick started to pulsate a bit and the Zepheryn knew he was about to cum. She maneuvered herself between his legs and pressed her abdomen to his penis. He pulsed a little more and then shot his load all over her chest and belly, even getting a little on her chin and neck.
She let go of his dick and climbed on top of him, straddling him and moving her pelvis against his slightly turgid penis. She pulled another device from the medical rack above, clearly a vibrator, and began to pleasure herself on top of him. She smeared some of the cum from her belly onto her free hand and then stuck her fingers in his mouth. “Suck them clean” she told him and he obeyed. Her fingers were deep in his mouth and he ran his tongue around them, sucking and swallowing the whole time.
She pulled her hand out of his mouth, then grabbed his limp dick with it, and the vibrator too, squeezing both of them together and to her pussy. He screamed with hypersensitive pleasure and she screamed with orgasm enough to make the decibel meter blink again. “That was fun” she said, and pulled out the anal probe. It had been stretching his asshole little by little while she had been jerking him off, and his ass was prepped and ready for penetration.
The Zepheryn who took the case came back into the room at this time, now with a rubbery model of a penis, made from the impression left in the clay-filled case. Chase’s captor took the penis and showed it to him. “Look at this” she said, waving it around in his face, “This is a replica of your dick. I am going to fuck you with it, so you can feel what it is like to get fucked by yourself. Do you want to feel that? Do you want to fuck yourself?”
Chase looked at the dick and was both a little impressed at himself and scared. “I guess so” he eked out. “You guess so?” she said followed by “It doesn’t really matter anyway, I want to fuck you with your own dick, so you’re going to fucking do it, Mr. I-guess-so!” She put his feet in some stirrups that extended out from the table, propping his ass up so she was at just the right height to enter him. She slid the dick into place in the harness she was wearing, and then stood between his legs.
“I’m going to fuck your ass with your own dick, and you better fucking tell me how much you like it or I guarantee you’ll never get back on this or any other Zepheryn ship again!” Chase gulped and closed his eyes, waiting for the rush of sensation to come from his soon to be penetrated ass.
The Zepheryn eased the replica into him, then pulled it back a bit, and proceeded to do this for a bit, going a little further each time, and always coming out to get a little more lube off his body before pushing on. He really enjoyed the feeling of being penetrated, and was glad the probe had been inserted before to make this more enjoyable from the start.
She took her time but eventually was pressing her thighs to his butt cheeks and the dildo was in all the way to the hilt. He felt full up and happy and said “Damn my dick feels good in my ass. I want me to fuck me harder!” The Zepheryn responded by pulling out completely and slapping his ass, then plunging back in all the way. He screamed with pleasure and she continued to pound his ass. His dick started getting hard again and the Zepheryn grabbed it. She started tugging and stroking at it while he bounced and slid on the tabletop.
“I’m going to cum again!” He screamed as she planted the dildo inside him, rocking her hips a bit to get the deepest penetration angle she could get. She squeezed his dick and it launched all over his own belly and face. She pulled out and grabbed a hose that dangled from the ceiling. She pointed the nozzle at him, flat on the table with his feet propped up, and squeezed the trigger. Warm water sprayed all over him, the table, and the exam room. When she had finished hosing him off, she looked him in the eyes and told him “Now get off my ship you filthy human!” She walked out of the room and another Zepheryn came in to cuff him and lead him out.
Back on their own ship, Chase and Paul were standing in the dock watching the Zepheryn ship depart. They both looked pretty humbled and were dripping wet. Naked and cold, they wandered with the rest of their recently released shipmates back to their quarters to sleep. A few hours later, the incoming ship alarm went off once and a blue light flashed. Chase looked at the clock and thought to himself “blue light – friendly ship approaching. Probably the women.”
He was right, all the women were back from their all-female ambassador trip and were tired out. The ship landed in the empty shuttle bay, so recently used for Zepheryn experimentation. The women of the ship filed out and went back to their husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, private quarters, or for a few unlucky ones, their posts to serve the remainder of their shift.
Chase’s wife crawled into bed with him and snuggled up under the sheets, pressing her chest to his back. “Ahhh, so warm” he said and smiled, reaching an arm back to touch her back and ass. “Did you behave yourself while I was away?” she asked in a playful voice. “Yes, sweetie, I did.” She kissed his ear and said “Did you have fun?” He rolled back onto her a little bit and said “Oh yes, I did.” “Good” she replied, and reached down and took from her clothes on the floor a rubbery replica of a dick that looked just like his. She pressed it between his ass cheeks and said “There’s plenty more where that came from, darling.” Chase smiled and tingled a bit, then they fell asleep together.
Pet and I are still deep in negotiations about how our practice of D/s. One thing I've found that works extremely well is the assignment.
I give pet little (or large) assignments, usually daily but at least 5 days a week. Sometimes it is as simple as "put up the winter holiday lights" or "make yourself a doctor's appointment".
Sometimes, it is blog related, and you can expect a pet authored post later today or early tomorrow. He owes me one.
Sometimes, he plans dates or romantic interludes for us.
Often, the assignments are sexual. I've sent him to the bathroom at work (or his parents' house) to stroke his cock until just before he cums. I love doing that. I've sent him off to run an errand wearing my thong panties. I've commissioned a home made movie, webcam style, that includes at least two toys before he is allowed to get off.
A few nights ago, we were playing and rudely interrupted by the tiny tyrant before we could finish. He was given the assignment to enter me from behind, a favorite position for both of us, and make copious amounts of noise. He's a silent lover, a strange animal to me because I am quite vocal. Last night, he made good on that assignment. I love the feel of his cock sliding into me from behind, a full, tight feeling. He can use his position to move hard and fast, and I can hear not only his dirty talk above me but the slapping of flesh on flesh. He became quite vocal at the end, making me thankful for our split level floor plan. Nice.
Saturday, December 10, 2005Cock Tease
Today I've brought him near orgasm several times. Two or three times in the shower, using his personal favorite--shaving cream. He likes it on my breasts, I like to use it to stroke his cock until *just *before he is going to explode. Then stop, leaving him breathless with arousal and anticipation.
Once today, I took his cock in my mouth and sucked until he got hard and insistent, then went to get dressed.
All morning he threatened to tie me up, slap my ass, fuck me. He loves to get all top-like and make threats. He'd do nothing unless I allowed it. So I bottom, but I never submit.
We are dancing a slow dance, something he's learned to do. Sex isn't simply the act, but the tease, the promise, and in my case, the denial...
Tuesday, December 06, 2005Do Dommes Give Blowjobs?
Yes! Well, I do.
When he deserves it.
Pet has, in a cheeky moment, coined the term "blowjob bank". When he's super good, he earns himself an oral sex reward. He seems to think he gets to decide when deposits occur. He's wrong. I always determine deposits and withdrawals.
He made a rather substantial withdrawal last night. Lucky boy. I'm still amazed at the sheer volume of cum that exits that man when I'm fucking his ass. Add to that warm lips on hard cock, and it's damn near Old Faithful in the bedroom.
Ah, it's good to be the one that doesn't clean that up. Heh.
Sunday, December 04, 2005Hey!
We were reviewed by Vamp over at Jane's Guide! We've always liked her reviews of D/s sites in general, so we're very excited she liked us.
Among other things, she says we're really in to strap-on. Yes, yes we are. We haven't had nearly enough of that lately...
Welcome to all those joining us from Jane's, and big thanks to Vamp.