Sunday, August 10, 2008Sick and laid up - but ejaculation list start!
So my mistress has been ill with a summer cold and I had a vasectomy, so we've both been out of it for a week. I think I've also caught the cold now, I'm not so enthused about that.
I am glad to say that I've tried out my bits and pieces twice since the surgery and they still work, though they are still in a bit of pain and mostly black and blue from the internal trauma. I have been living in my kilt, even going commando at work and slipping ice packs under there while at my desk. I am a bit of an exhibitionist, so it is a bit titillating to be so potentially exposed (though getting fired is not on my to-do list so I usually play it safe. I'm glad they don't have cameras in the bathrooms).
The doctor said I have to ejaculate at least 25 times and wait 2 months before returning with a sample to check for sperm and get the all-clear on protection-free intercourse. Granted my mistress still likes the feel of condoms and the clean-up is so much easier with a Trojan, we'll keep using them, but this frees us up for more passion-filled extemporaneous sex without worry of accidental pregnancy.
Since I have to ejaculate 25 times, I decided to keep track of them here and share the juicier details.
ejac 1: Three days after surgery. My mistress was feeling horny and wanted an orgasm, so she invited me in to bed began to vibrate while I kissed her and touched her. I was still mostly immobile at this point so I couldn't help much, but I did get turned on watching her pleasure herself. She really wanted to know if I was able to orgasm and the Dr. said 3 days was enough rest before trying, so I masturbated myself to climax when she finished. Yes, contact with my testicles hurt, but the orgasm and ejaculation were just fine.
ejac 2: The day after that I was at work thinking about how my penis still functioned, and I was in a bit of pain and thought maybe an orgasm would send some love through my system, so I stole away to one of the private bathrooms and masturbated again.
More to come - I hope soon!