A List

I'm so very horny right now--and I'd love to use a more eloquent word than horny but all my good words are tied up in my novel right now. So horny it is.

I thought I might make a list of our toys, which aren't "hardcore" or anything, but we enjoy them!

Pet's favorite: The homemade flogger, with one inch falls. More like a back rub than anything.

My favorite: The enforcer, aka the leather crop that was never a riding crop but ooh the squealing noises I get when I use it *weg*

The rice paddle--a major sting, and this one can raise welts if I'm not careful. Sometimes I'm not careful on purpose.

The ping pong paddle--nice for me, pet is not generally in favor of it. The pebbly rubber makes cool red marks.

My bare hand--really, this can be as vicious as I want it to be, which is nice but sometimes my palms get sore and we can't have that, can we? Can't forget the fingernails, either, which I love to use to make patterns on pet's back.

An assortment of velcro fasteners--originally used to hold boxes together, they make great quickie restraints. I'm pretty sure there's a set hanging from my shower stall that I haven't removed yet. That was a great scene--pet hanging from the shower door, both hands restrained, while I went to town on his ass under a stream of water. Water makes a better sting, btw, and longer lasting red marks.

Rope--basic nylon rope, nothing fancy for now though I covet Twisted Monk's rope. Especially the purple dyes. I'm not too good with the rope yet, just your basic stuff, but someday when we have more time to experiment I hope to become well versed in rope bondage.

That list did not help the horny, not even a little. Sigh.