Saturday, November 19, 2005Shopping
On collarme.com I found a link to this guy who makes his own leather toys. After reading around a bit I decided a suede flogger wasn't outside our realm of ability, so we went off to the fabric store in search of suede and glue.
We found faux suede and glue--we'll see how it turns out. The materials are so cheap, even a total failure will be worth the practice and money.
At the check out counter the little girl manages to ask us "so what are you going to make". Pet and I, while we may seem very cool (bwahahaa) are not very cool, and we looked at each other and giggled like idiots. We then attempted some lame cover up story about him teasing me about making too many crafts or whatever, but the fact is she knew something weird had just happened and she finished our transaction at light speed. If we're gonna be this kinky, we're gonna have to figure out how to lie better or feel more comfortable outing ourselves to strangers.
Barely 18 Counter Girl At Fabric Store: "So what are you guys making?"
Me: "A homemade flogger. They're so expensive to buy."
Her: "Um, what's a flogger?"
Me: "Something I use to smack this guy's ass with. It's really hot. You should try it."
And, in related news, pet was holding out on me! He had ping pong paddles and didn't tell me! Now when I use them I will remember that...